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Name: Steph
Birthday: 2/26/1988
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Interests: I am a visual arts major. Art is not only one of my interests, it's also my greatest passion.Beneath art, I have a list of adventurous things that I love to do (or at least try to be good at)-Skydiving-Snowboarding-Parasailing-Ziplining-RUNNING
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| If you happen to be reading this and you are above the age of 60, were
at Music Fest to see Jethro Tull, and sat lawn...then you are probably
a bitch.
Probably.
So
last night a few of us went to see Jethro Tull live, and I don't think
that A) I've ever been more scared for my life and the lives of the
people I was with and B) I've ever been surrounded by more assholes.
First
off, this older man behind us asked us to sit down or move from where
we were standing so that he and his wife (who were sitting behind us)
could see. Being almost 100% non-confrontational, I quickly made myself
invisible and allowed my male counterparts to do the job for me.
The man was promptly refused his request on the grounds that we had also paid for our tickets.
You
might be thinking right about now that we were sort of assholes to
refuse this man vision to the front, but we were like a mile back
anyway, and he was over 60...so truthfully, what exactly was he seeing?
Plus, the point made was completely valid: we paid for our tickets and
we were in LAWN and it was a CONCERT. Lawn is for young assholes who
can't afford to sit reserved. Lawn is NOT for old fuckers who want to
be arrogant, but somehow can't afford reserved seating...
really? Yes.
So anyway, this guy gets a cop and then we sort of have to move. You win old man.
Two positive things here though: 1. The cop was not an asshole (weird, right?) 2. No one was arrested.
You just don't mess with the cops, especially at a Jethro Tull concert where it sounds so silly..?
So
then, during Jethro Tull's 20 minute break, our friend from VIP comes
back to the lawn fence to talk to us. While we're there, some asshole
60 year old of the female variety "excuses" herself, and pushes me out
of her way in a very bodily fashion. At this point I am literally
standing behind, rather than with, my friends. So she just sucks. And
so does her big ass husband who I thought was a woman for a full 5
seconds because his tits were so big.
Suddenly, his big face is in
the face of one of my friends because my friend has been saying Fuck
and varieties of the word Fuck (ex: fucking, fucker, fucked...etc) too
much for Big Face's liking. So Big Face is so mad and my friend backs
down. But VIP does not and I was scared for his life.
The situation
is eventually calmed down and my Fuck friend apologizes (again) to Big
Face as we're going back to our standing spots. But all Big Face has to
say about it is, "It's a good thing you calmed your friend (VIP) down,
because if you hadn't I would have laid him out."
!!!!
!????
???!!!
UHHH, WHAT. WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT TO ANYBODY ONCE THEY PASS THE AGE OF 29????!!!
oh. THAT guy.
Total D-Bag.
But
then Karma came along in the form of a 60+ pot head who gave me two
roaches (which I passed off...so don't anyone go calling the police on
me). I had made friends with this guy earlier when I was sitting away
from my group and he was laughing at them because they were loud (and
drunk) and he was high and drunk.
So all-in-all. Jethro Tull
fans tend to be total bitches. But only tend to be (our 60+ pot head
was definite proof that not 100% of his fans are terrible people). The
show was amazing and it was an awesome night. Probably the most
interesting I've ever ever ever had.
Life is good. | | |
| So I'm thinking about that hiccuping chick again, and I'm going to
attempt to drive home how much having 3 weeks worth of neverending
hiccups would suck. They inhibit tons of things. Here are a few:
1) Hide and seek. Forget about it. Cannot happen any longer.
2) Swimming. I made that up. But I really feel like being
underwater with hiccups would be really really awful and you would get
water up your nose and in your mouth and possibly drown or throw up and
those both suck.
3) Movies. Nope. And so many good ones came out this summer!
4) Choir. She may or may not have been a choir girl, but if she was
ever thinking about it, those hiccups made the decision for her.
5) Making out. Whatever.
I'm going to stop at 5 because lists tend to get boring after 5. Feel free to add. | | |
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4470968.ece
Read
that article, and tell me that isn't just hilarious. Yeah, the whole
thing IS obnoxious, but seriously? It's just like a total bitch slap in
the face to China. I don't know, I feel like the Chinese government
could choose something so much more important to get "annoyed" about,
but our cyclists are what got the job done, and frankly: I love it.
That would be like a group of people coming to America sporting little
anti-Bush pins, or something else that would be extremely obvious . And
no one would care because it would be true- Bush does suck enough to
have anti-Bush pins. It's just really not even a big deal at all. And
China's air may well be dirty enough to sport smog masks. So no apology
needed, eh?.
The whole thing just seems like such a playground situation.
Like, "hey-- China, we think your air is dirty...?"
And then of course the forced apology.
One
article high light that cracked me up was that someone said that
hopefully the air would be clean for the athletes when the time came.
...
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Uhh. What does that even mean? That air is now what the air is going to be then.
Whatever folks. | | |
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So that Sarah Silverman video shown on Jimmy Kimmel (I'm Fucking Matt Damon) was a great high light for my semester.
But
here is an even better high light for my summer. Jimmy Kimmel Fucking
Ben Affleck. I have to say, this one got a lot more laughs out of me
(and had tons more stars). Here are my favorite high lights from the
video (in no particular order)(the incredible lyrics will not be
mentioned beyond this point):
1) The intimate nose-to-nose of Jimmy and Ben. That moment just really leaves you wanting more.
2) Lance Bass. Period
3)
Josh Groban. I didn't think any celeb there could beat the presence of
Mr Bass. But it was happened the moment I heard Josh Groban's heartfelt
(and just as gorgeous) voice utter the word "fucking" numerous
times...censored of course. And unfortunately.
4) Ben and Jimmy's
cut off shorts? Yes please. Not to mention Affleck's shiny
blue...thing...that could possibly have been a one piece. Which would
be sensational
A) (I'll call this one A instead of 5 because I'm
really not sure whether it's worthy of mentioning) But while viewing, I
did rewind back to the moment when Cameron Diaz shows evident pleasure
(so much of it!) in making a certain obscene (and censored) hand
gesture.
PS- I'm not a lover of Brad Pitt, but I love that he was there. LOVE.
Today is good.
Yours can be too:
HE'S F&CKING BEN AFFLECK | | |
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I'll never get enough of Paris Hilton.
A) Because she's one of the most ridiculous, trashy human beings on Planet Earth (and I love it)
B) Because she quoted that ridiculous song and I find that amazing.
Oh and you'll need to watch this video to really understand what I mean at all:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8c8786f522 | | |
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